I swore an oath to my wife that I would be with her in sickness and in health. Shortly thereafter, she was diagnosed with lupus. At first I was like whoa, "lupus" sounds cool, ike something you'd get if you were bitten by a werewolf but, after Valori failed to metamorphize during the subsequent full moon, I realized it's nothing like that--it's actually a horrible autoimmune disease where the body's immune system starts attacking healthy tissue. Lupus can affect any part of the body, and in Valori, so far it has affected the kidneys and the joints. Join me to bodyslam lupus and become a Lupus Luchador today.